questionauthority: (Tip my hat to you)
[A - ACTION - Hospital.

On an ordinary day, during an ordinary visit to the hospital (perhaps to see Ema), the Riddler winds up running into another familiar face. But there's something quite different about him today. He's got that cheery look in his eyes, a dopey smile that's been plastered onto his face. But unlike his ordinary childish facade, the look on Bruce Wayne's face is eerily... vacant. Empty.

Question: What happens when you discover that the man who's outwitted you, outmatched you, and beaten you to an absolute pulp more times than you can count has been turned into nothing more than a brainless automaton with no mind or free will to call his own?

Answer: Grin like a madman and gloat when nobody else is around.]


So you've failed at last. Disappointing, but not entirely unexpected. After all, who can truly hold a candle to my genius? Not you, Dark Knight. [He laughs.]

If only you could see yourself now. The World's Greatest Detective? Hardly.

Question:

"What is greater than God? More evil than the Devil himself?
The rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it you'll die?"

Answer: Nothing. You're nothing now. You've lost. And I, Edward Nigma, have finally---

[Won? ...no. No, he hasn't. Mayfield did this to him. Mayfield took the Batman and broke him down into nothing. Not the Riddler. This... isn't his victory. This was never a victory at all. And as soon as he realizes that, Edward's wide smirk fades into a venomous glare. Shoving the husk he once called his archnemesis out of his way, he moves to depart the hospital and put as much distance between himself and that... thing as he possibly can.]

[B - PHONE - Unfiltered. The winning edge is completely gone from his voice now. He sounds strangely empty.]

Riddle me this. What is the one thing we have all seen and will never see again?

[C - ACTION - 726 Anderson Lane / The Hall of Doom.

Whether he's sitting in the kitchen tinkering around with a strange contraption he's received in the mail or in the empty conference room of the Hall of Doom, the Riddler is uncharacteristically quiet this evening. Bother him?]

questionauthority: (Hmmph.)
[After getting off the phone with some drones at the Mayfield High School, he hangs up---though it appears as though he hasn't placed the phone all the way onto the hook. As such, you'll be able to hear him talking to himself.]

...Ethics. This place wants me. To teach Ethics.

[He laughs to himself. A cruel, ironic, cold laugh. A sad, pathetic laugh. What a joke.

He's distracted, however, by the sound of a knock on the door. There's the sound of some shuffling, a door creaking open, and indistinct chatter. Then the sound of Edward opening the package he's received, and a sharp intake of breath when he sees just what lies inside. Those of you on the phones can't see it, but his housemates most certainly can. It's a bright orange prison jumpsuit, the words "ARKHAM ASYLUM" stenciled on the back in black letters, with his prisoner number over the front pocket.

With a low, almost inhuman growl, he throws the package to the ground, marching over to the phone. He doesn't care who hears this.]


Is this some kind of a joke to you, Mayfield?! [He laughs harshly.] Well, guess what? You got me. You really, really got me. Ha. HA. HA.

[This town wants to remind him that he's an awful person? This town WANTS him to be a criminal? Well... There's only one thing to do, in that case. And with that, he filters the call to a few select people:]

[Filtered to Lex Luthor, Pokey Minch, and Harley Quinn]

I need to speak to you. Immediately.

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