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[First, a public call, filtered from drones/Grady/Mayor/Postman/etc.]

Riddle me this. When you have it, you'll want to share it, but if you share it, you'll no longer have it.

It's a secret, ladies and gentlemen, and it seems as though the Mailman's incapable of keeping one. I know others have said it before, but come now. Surely we're all smart enough not to victimize one another. Many have their reasons for wanting to return home, but I'm sure others have their reasons for wanting to stay here as well. Strange as that may be.

...though that is rather curious. Why would one decide to stay in a place like Mayfield?

[Then, a private call, filtered to Officer Grady.]

This is Edward Nigma. Are you in, Boss?

[Then, an action, for his housemates and whoever else happens to visit. It looks like Edward's been fortunate enough to get back one of his old outfits in the mail, along with his good ol' cane. Believe it or not, it's actually surprisingly comfy and warm. Almost like long-johns. Feel free to walk in on him and comment on his god-awful fashion sense.]
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[Well, well, well. Look who got a whiff of Luke Triton's happy gas? Edward Nigma and Harley Quinn, dressed in their villainous duds, are now under the impression that they've returned to being supercriminals in Gotham City. Green text is Eddie, Red is Harley. Eddie first picks up the phone.]

Heeeeeeeey diddle-diddle! Time for a riddle!

Good evening, Gotham City! It's your old pal Edward Nigma, the Riddler!

Don't forget about me, Eddie!

And joining me this evening is the lovely Harley Quinn!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~!


Did you miss us, Bats? A-hahahahahaha! I'm sure you did! I'm sure you did.

And do we have a surprise for you!

That's right, "World's Greatest Detective!" Here's an easy one for you, and let me tell you, it's a real gem. What national pastime would you excel in, Dark Knight? Toodles!

Like you could even stop us anyway, B-man! You ain't sendin' us back to Arkham this time! Bye-bye!

[CLICK.]

[Yup, it looks like Eddie and Harley are back to being supercriminals again. If you happen to run into them all gassed out, you may encounter one of three separate scenarios:

A. They're headquartered at the baseball field at the park. If you run into them here, they'll think you're Batman and try to fight you.

B. They're dashing down the street in the campiest of fashions. When you run into them, they may think you're Robin, Nightwing, or Batgirl and try to fight you.

C. They're sneaking into random peoples' houses, trying to steal from them as though they're high class banks. If you run into them there, they'll assume you're a security guard and try to knock you out.

Posting order for any of them is YOU, RIDDLER, HARLEY. Have fun, Mayfield!]

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