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[Edward's busily attending to a crossword puzzle in the kitchen. He muses over it before groaning in frustration and grabbing the phone.]

Has anyone else found the Daily Crosswords in Mayfield far too simple? Literally, for the last three days in a row, I've been finding them incredibly underwhelming. Come on now, Mayfield. Yesterday was Saturday, and what did we get? Tuesday quality. Garbage. Even the Gotham Gazette's Mondays could be considered more of a challenge than this!

Does anyone happen to know who even runs the paper? [He groans.]

[Filter to Joker, Harley, and Pam:]

I'm still in need of some assistance, old friends. Joker? Pam? Have you changed your minds?

[Also, action, to Susan:]

Susan! Might I have a word with you?
questionauthority: (Are you pondering what I'm pondering?)
[A low groan into the phone.]

Really, Mayfield? You're trying my patience. It's difficult enough trying to get a handle on this nonsensical town without having an occupation enforced upon you.

...in any case, it appears that I'm to be teaching English Literature and Mathematics in the fall. Hardly the career choice I would've expected.

I never was much of a fan of my old teachers back in high school, but believe me, I won't be making the same idiotic mistakes they made. And you know me. I always love a good word problem... Assuming the children here are smart enough, maybe this won't be so bad.

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