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Edward Nigma | The Riddler ([personal profile] questionauthority) wrote2012-02-10 10:25 pm
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"Edward Nigma speaking. Riddle me this: What is it that demands an answer, yet never asks a question? Answer: A telephone, of course. Unfortunately for you, I've no further answer to give, as I'm currently occupied. Leave a message and, if you're lucky, I may do you the honor of returning your call. Ta-ta!"
buildstherobots: (give up on trying to save us)

[personal profile] buildstherobots 2012-02-16 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I don't! We definitely didn't do anything together so you can just put that thought out of your mind right now!
buildstherobots: (you're big enough to stop pretending)

[personal profile] buildstherobots 2012-02-16 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[...Oh. Oh, that's a much lighter assumption.]

Yes. Yes exactly. That is precisely what happened.
buildstherobots: (hey! its been a lovely day!)

[personal profile] buildstherobots 2012-02-16 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, that's a slight whimper.]

What do you think happened?
buildstherobots: (I hope it stays dark forever)

[personal profile] buildstherobots 2012-02-16 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY IS IT NOT A QUESTION EDWARD HE CAN AT LEAST REPLY TO THAT IN THE NEGATIVE

Instead, he makes a kind of whine, much like an upset dog.]


It wasn't my fault!
buildstherobots: (hand in unloveable hand)

[personal profile] buildstherobots 2012-02-16 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who pushed me! If you'd just answered my questions and not pried you never would have known! I just didn't want him to go off and paint me as a slut all over town!
buildstherobots: (threats and then backs down)

[personal profile] buildstherobots 2012-02-16 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[With a tawdry scandal involving drugs and gay men? Awfully typical for a "riddle."]

Then do I have to worry about anything from you?
buildstherobots: (I hope we both die)

[personal profile] buildstherobots 2012-02-16 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well right now I'm not so sure! Obviously you don't know about my own prowess, but--

[Okay. Dist. Cut that thought off now.]
buildstherobots: (i hope that our few remaining friends)

[personal profile] buildstherobots 2012-02-16 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. I'm fantastic; I practically did him a favor.
buildstherobots: (and I hope you die)

[personal profile] buildstherobots 2012-02-16 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Well, I did most of the work for him; it was clear he'd never been with a man before so it was only better that I steer.
buildstherobots: (years down the line)

[personal profile] buildstherobots 2012-02-16 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Keep complimenting him and he will provide all you need.]

It's easy when you top.
buildstherobots: (and  you might say it's self-indulgent)

[personal profile] buildstherobots 2012-02-16 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, he practically jumped me! It was clear he wanted me; who am I to deny?
buildstherobots: (I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow)

[personal profile] buildstherobots 2012-02-16 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a naturally giving person.

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