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[questionauthority]

"Edward Nigma speaking. Riddle me this: What is it that demands an answer, yet never asks a question? Answer: A telephone, of course. Unfortunately for you, I've no further answer to give, as I'm currently occupied. Leave a message and, if you're lucky, I may do you the honor of returning your call. Ta-ta!"

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[questionauthority]

I'm sure you did. That's likely the most action he's seen since... Hmm. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure I remember when the last time even was.

[buildstherobots]

Oh? Well, I did most of the work for him; it was clear he'd never been with a man before so it was only better that I steer.

[questionauthority]

You must have had the patience of a saint. He isn't always the fastest learner.

[Yes, Dist. Keep giving Edward ammunition.]

[buildstherobots]

[Keep complimenting him and he will provide all you need.]

It's easy when you top.

[questionauthority]

And just how easy would you say he was?

[buildstherobots]

Oh, he practically jumped me! It was clear he wanted me; who am I to deny?

[questionauthority]

How very generous of you.

[buildstherobots]

I'm a naturally giving person.

[questionauthority]

Of course you are. Just as Jonathan is a naturally receiving one.

[Now that he can get past the gross idea of the Scarecrow having sex to begin with, this is actually a pretty fun conversation.]

[buildstherobots]

Well, his body wasn't quite ready; I had to ride him. You don't simply begin doing these things, you know.

[questionauthority]

[...okay on second thought that's a mental image Edward really doesn't need.]

...I wouldn't know, personally.

[buildstherobots]

Oh, no, of course not. It's entirely out of your expertise; ignorance is expected.