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[questionauthority]

"Edward Nigma speaking. Riddle me this: What is it that demands an answer, yet never asks a question? Answer: A telephone, of course. Unfortunately for you, I've no further answer to give, as I'm currently occupied. Leave a message and, if you're lucky, I may do you the honor of returning your call. Ta-ta!"

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[questionauthority]

[...wait a second. That's it. That's the answer to the latest riddle he's been trying to solve.

"How do you scare a Scarecrow?"]

I mean, I can't imagine he'd have anything negative to say.

[buildstherobots]

[With a tawdry scandal involving drugs and gay men? Awfully typical for a "riddle."]

Then do I have to worry about anything from you?

[questionauthority]

[Perhaps it could also serve to answer the same question about certain politicians.]

What sort of question is that? You don't trust me?

[buildstherobots]

Well right now I'm not so sure! Obviously you don't know about my own prowess, but--

[Okay. Dist. Cut that thought off now.]

[questionauthority]

[No, Dist. Please continue.]

Oh, don't I? I mean, I wouldn't want to underestimate you...

[That's the best thing about having a sassy gay friend who's basically you in pink. You know alllllll their weaknesses.]

[buildstherobots]

Of course not. I'm fantastic; I practically did him a favor.

[questionauthority]

I'm sure you did. That's likely the most action he's seen since... Hmm. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure I remember when the last time even was.

[buildstherobots]

Oh? Well, I did most of the work for him; it was clear he'd never been with a man before so it was only better that I steer.

[questionauthority]

You must have had the patience of a saint. He isn't always the fastest learner.

[Yes, Dist. Keep giving Edward ammunition.]

[buildstherobots]

[Keep complimenting him and he will provide all you need.]

It's easy when you top.

[questionauthority]

And just how easy would you say he was?

[buildstherobots]

Oh, he practically jumped me! It was clear he wanted me; who am I to deny?

[questionauthority]

How very generous of you.

[buildstherobots]

I'm a naturally giving person.

[questionauthority]

Of course you are. Just as Jonathan is a naturally receiving one.

[Now that he can get past the gross idea of the Scarecrow having sex to begin with, this is actually a pretty fun conversation.]

[buildstherobots]

Well, his body wasn't quite ready; I had to ride him. You don't simply begin doing these things, you know.

[questionauthority]

[...okay on second thought that's a mental image Edward really doesn't need.]

...I wouldn't know, personally.

[buildstherobots]

Oh, no, of course not. It's entirely out of your expertise; ignorance is expected.