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[questionauthority]

"Edward Nigma speaking. Riddle me this: What is it that demands an answer, yet never asks a question? Answer: A telephone, of course. Unfortunately for you, I've no further answer to give, as I'm currently occupied. Leave a message and, if you're lucky, I may do you the honor of returning your call. Ta-ta!"

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[buildstherobots]

Well, his body wasn't quite ready; I had to ride him. You don't simply begin doing these things, you know.

[questionauthority]

[...okay on second thought that's a mental image Edward really doesn't need.]

...I wouldn't know, personally.

[buildstherobots]

Oh, no, of course not. It's entirely out of your expertise; ignorance is expected.