Edward Nigma | The Riddler (
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Riddle 026: Raining on Prom Night
[A: 726 Anderson Lane - BACKDATED TO THE DAY AFTER PROM.
Riddle me this: Who's as green as his suit and just woke up with the worst hangover ever? Answer: Edward Nigma, of course. Family membersand unexpected visitors will find the Riddler downstairs at the breakfast table, dressed in a green bathrobe, half-heartedly fumbling with his daily crossword while he picks at a plate of eggs. He looks incredibly groggy, tired, and somewhat foul-tempered.]
[B: Mayfield High School - TODAY. It appears as though your favorite Ethics teacher is looking a little bit better after a long weekend and some time to recover. On the chalkboard, there appears to be a hastily drawn picture of a man with a long face and a garish smile.]
A dangerous criminal has been apprehended. Caught red-handed. He's responsible for the deaths of countless innocents. Question: How do you proceed? Do you take an eye for an eye and serve him a death penalty? It only makes sense, doesn't it? Especially if you consider the possibility that he may escape from his prison. And it's true. He could certainly escape and kill again. And again.
For the safety of these innocents, and for the good of the people, it may be worthwhile to consider a utilitarian approach. That is to say, you would subscribe to a system of ethics in which you would seek to increase the safety, happiness, and well-being of all mankind to maximum levels. But...
[He draws up another picture on the chalkboard of a cloaked figure, shrouded in a long, flowing cape.]
...there are those who might disagree with you. Those self-righteous radicals who feel as though they should follow the rules. Whose rules, exactly? Their rules. Their morals are absolute. They simply can't be compromised. Even if executing a murderer and a madman will maximize our well-being, murder is still murder to them. Nothing changes that. This is a deontological approach, class. And the ends never justify the means to them.
...so riddle me this. What would you do, if you had a say in this criminal's fate?
[Around Town:
There's a good chance that, after school, you'll find the Riddler on an investigation. He'll be found in one of three locations---
C: Sniffing around the Zemekis Corps Office Building, trying to get a grasp on what exactly it is that people do here.
D: In the Downtown area, glancing into windows and occasionally taking notes on a small notepad.
E: At the Mayfield Hospital, to answer some questions. A hospital in Mayfield seems rather arbitrary, doesn't it? Especially considering that death isn't even permanent. Why would one even be here, then, if that's the case?]
Riddle me this: Who's as green as his suit and just woke up with the worst hangover ever? Answer: Edward Nigma, of course. Family members
[B: Mayfield High School - TODAY. It appears as though your favorite Ethics teacher is looking a little bit better after a long weekend and some time to recover. On the chalkboard, there appears to be a hastily drawn picture of a man with a long face and a garish smile.]
A dangerous criminal has been apprehended. Caught red-handed. He's responsible for the deaths of countless innocents. Question: How do you proceed? Do you take an eye for an eye and serve him a death penalty? It only makes sense, doesn't it? Especially if you consider the possibility that he may escape from his prison. And it's true. He could certainly escape and kill again. And again.
For the safety of these innocents, and for the good of the people, it may be worthwhile to consider a utilitarian approach. That is to say, you would subscribe to a system of ethics in which you would seek to increase the safety, happiness, and well-being of all mankind to maximum levels. But...
[He draws up another picture on the chalkboard of a cloaked figure, shrouded in a long, flowing cape.]
...there are those who might disagree with you. Those self-righteous radicals who feel as though they should follow the rules. Whose rules, exactly? Their rules. Their morals are absolute. They simply can't be compromised. Even if executing a murderer and a madman will maximize our well-being, murder is still murder to them. Nothing changes that. This is a deontological approach, class. And the ends never justify the means to them.
...so riddle me this. What would you do, if you had a say in this criminal's fate?
[Around Town:
There's a good chance that, after school, you'll find the Riddler on an investigation. He'll be found in one of three locations---
C: Sniffing around the Zemekis Corps Office Building, trying to get a grasp on what exactly it is that people do here.
D: In the Downtown area, glancing into windows and occasionally taking notes on a small notepad.
E: At the Mayfield Hospital, to answer some questions. A hospital in Mayfield seems rather arbitrary, doesn't it? Especially considering that death isn't even permanent. Why would one even be here, then, if that's the case?]
E
Hello Edward.
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What brings you here?
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B
And the self-righteous radicals are wearing weird capes because...?
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A
On the stove, a tea kettle starts wailing relentlessly. Slugger makes no move to get it...]
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Hello there...
[He blinks at him for a moment.]
What -are- you doing?
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Garviel.
If you must know, I'm conducting an investigation of the downtown area.
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Exterminating people simply for the sake of the greater good is lazy thinking. If the system is failing -improve the system-.
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E
Sorry.
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Watch where you're---
[Then he realizes who he's run into.]
Ms. Liebert. ...you'll have to excuse me for the other night.
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B
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Is murder always wrong, though? Consider the possibility of murder as an act of self-defense. Is it still wrong, even in that context?
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B
[damn it man not everyone knows them fancy words of yours]
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Try to keep up, Ms. Goldstein.
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E
Yeah. Not even attempting to look busy. ]
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Charming.
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D
[Though that was better than looking ridiculously suspicious with a notepad, in his opinion.]
...okay, I'll ask: what're you doing?
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D
Whatcha' doin?
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Being productive for a change. I've been slacking.
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D
Still trying to solve the riddle that is Mayfield?
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You don't have to be the smartest man in the world to see that, Lex.
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D
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So far, nothing out of the ordinary.
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A beautiful morning, Edward, isn't it?
[Susan will lightly sweep towards the windows and draw the curtains wide to let the lovely morning sunshine in.]
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Edward shields his eyes with his hands, hissing in irritation.]
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Sorry for ultra late, a lot of stuff came up. Feel free to ignore. I am the worst.
Never.
I am unworthy.
Hush.
Never.
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E /fashionably late to de party, of course *puts on sunglasses*
Oh. And now his eyebrow is trying to meet his hairline.]
Nigma?
. . . Is there something you need?
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...you work here?
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B
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B
He didn't even contact Edward after the man murdered him, but judging by his expression now, the man's having talked to Keane last night was enough to turn Schuldig borderline homicidal.
He crosses the room in a few strides, resting his hands on Edward's desk and leaning over it. If he feels any deja vu or trepidation, standing in the place where he died a week or so before, he's not showing it.] We need to talk. [The words will ring in Edward's ears and his brain simultaneously, presumably for emphasis - either that or Schuldig's so angry he's broadcasting without even realizing it, which is probably much worse.]
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The bit of deja vu that surges through him just now doesn't help matters much either.]
C-calm down.
Retroactively backdating this so that it happened the day after prom~ Otherwise, no change!
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D
Well well, what have we here, creepin' around?
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Didn't see you there, Officer. You startled me.
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B
it might be more interesting to see what he does.
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B;
Those that promote war or war related antics must be eliminated at all costs. At least they go out more peacefully than those that Nena has to kill!
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