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Edward Nigma | The Riddler ([personal profile] questionauthority) wrote2010-12-05 09:12 pm

Riddle 011: Emphasis on CROSS in "Crossword"

[Edward's busily attending to a crossword puzzle in the kitchen. He muses over it before groaning in frustration and grabbing the phone.]

Has anyone else found the Daily Crosswords in Mayfield far too simple? Literally, for the last three days in a row, I've been finding them incredibly underwhelming. Come on now, Mayfield. Yesterday was Saturday, and what did we get? Tuesday quality. Garbage. Even the Gotham Gazette's Mondays could be considered more of a challenge than this!

Does anyone happen to know who even runs the paper? [He groans.]

[Filter to Joker, Harley, and Pam:]

I'm still in need of some assistance, old friends. Joker? Pam? Have you changed your minds?

[Also, action, to Susan:]

Susan! Might I have a word with you?

[identity profile] plantenough.livejournal.com 2010-12-07 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's hardly surprising that our captors would refrain from providing anything truly challenging. After all, how else are we supposed to fall in line while we can still think?

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2010-12-07 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
To be fair, their little... incidents that they keep throwing at us are probably the most challenging things any of us have to deal with. And they're never predictable. That's why I do my best to keep focused before they toss us into whatever poisonous death-trap they have prepared for us this month.

[identity profile] plantenough.livejournal.com 2010-12-08 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of them, perhaps. I've yet to see the intellectual or physical challenge in a cooked bird full of human blood. Though you do have a point, sometimes our captors' games can be more... trying. We are as toys in the hands of a spoiled child.

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2010-12-08 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Try a bird that comes to life and attempts to throttle you and everyone in the house.

[identity profile] plantenough.livejournal.com 2010-12-10 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, now that sounds exciting.