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Edward Nigma | The Riddler ([personal profile] questionauthority) wrote2010-11-25 03:33 pm

Riddle 010: No Thanks, Milkman [Fail!Filter to Harley]

[You might hear the sounds of an attack turkey banging against a door. Edward's managed to trap it in his bedroom closet... for now.]

H-H-Harley?! Do you still have that mallet? I may need some help with---

[There's a sound like wood splintering. And breaking. Edward shrieks, accordingly.

Happy Thanksgiving, Mayfield.]

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm - being - attacked - by spiders!

It's the perfect time!

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm being attacked by an undead turkey! What do you think is more important right now?!

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you---

[He's interrupted by the sound of glass smashing.]

Oh, Susan's going to be angry... If you manage to finish up with the spiders anytime soon, get over to my house. I'll---I'll help you out if I finish up first.

[No, he won't. But it's the thought that counts.]

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Whack, whack.]

I can't! The doors are locked! I can't get out of the house!

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, for the love of---

No, no, not the bed, not the---

[CRASH. SMASH.]

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Whoa! Dead spider, wait...]

An undead Turkey?

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
YES! It's---it's chasing me around the house!

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Then hit it with something!!

[Whack of another dead spider]

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
THAT'S WHY I ASKED FOR THE MALLET!

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
FIND SOMETHING ELSE!