Edward Nigma | The Riddler (
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Riddle 010: No Thanks, Milkman [Fail!Filter to Harley]
[You might hear the sounds of an attack turkey banging against a door. Edward's managed to trap it in his bedroom closet... for now.]
H-H-Harley?! Do you still have that mallet? I may need some help with---
[There's a sound like wood splintering. And breaking. Edward shrieks, accordingly.
Happy Thanksgiving, Mayfield.]
H-H-Harley?! Do you still have that mallet? I may need some help with---
[There's a sound like wood splintering. And breaking. Edward shrieks, accordingly.
Happy Thanksgiving, Mayfield.]
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It's the perfect time!
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[He's interrupted by the sound of glass smashing.]
Oh, Susan's going to be angry... If you manage to finish up with the spiders anytime soon, get over to my house. I'll---I'll help you out if I finish up first.
[No, he won't. But it's the thought that counts.]
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I can't! The doors are locked! I can't get out of the house!
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No, no, not the bed, not the---
[CRASH. SMASH.]
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An undead Turkey?
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[Whack of another dead spider]
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