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Edward Nigma | The Riddler ([personal profile] questionauthority) wrote2011-09-10 05:52 pm

Riddle 034: We don't need no education [Backdated to the First Day of School]

[Well, it's that time of year once again, isn't it? School's back in session. Oh, joy. Throughout the day, there's a good chance you'll bump into the Riddler in a few locations...

A. ACTION - Mayfield High School, Ethics Classroom, Morning

The words "Mr. Nigma" are written up on the blackboard. Yep. You heard that right. Edward Nigma, Ethics Teacher. When his first class has seated themselves, he'll rise up out of his chair and begin to address them:]


Life's just full of questions, isn't it? And in a place like Mayfield especially, you're going to have to ask yourself plenty of difficult questions. 

[He approaches the blackboard, writing up a series of questions, reciting them aloud as he writes:

"Have you ever had to make a difficult decision?"
"Were you satisfied with the outcome, or do you still have regrets?"

He turns to his class, looking at them expectantly.]


Well?

[B. ACTION - Mayfield High School, Teacher's Lounge, Afternoon

He'll be sitting here in between classes, smoking a cigarette and working on a crossword from time to time.

C. PHONE - Filtered to Batman, Shortly After School]


Well, well, Dark Knight. It seems we're long overdue for a little chat, aren't we?

[D. PHONE - Filtered to Ema Skye, Late Afternoon]

Question: What are you up to this evening?

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
You heard me. Or are you deaf, too?

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Question: What is your name?

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Accelerator, you've just earned yourself a detention.

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just a snort.]

Oh, a detention! I've sure learned my lesson.

And how do you expect to make me serve it?

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me. You're going to serve this detention. As well as the one you'll be serving next weekend.

[identity profile] redirections.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
You still haven't explained how you're going to make me do this.