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Edward Nigma | The Riddler ([personal profile] questionauthority) wrote2011-09-10 05:52 pm

Riddle 034: We don't need no education [Backdated to the First Day of School]

[Well, it's that time of year once again, isn't it? School's back in session. Oh, joy. Throughout the day, there's a good chance you'll bump into the Riddler in a few locations...

A. ACTION - Mayfield High School, Ethics Classroom, Morning

The words "Mr. Nigma" are written up on the blackboard. Yep. You heard that right. Edward Nigma, Ethics Teacher. When his first class has seated themselves, he'll rise up out of his chair and begin to address them:]


Life's just full of questions, isn't it? And in a place like Mayfield especially, you're going to have to ask yourself plenty of difficult questions. 

[He approaches the blackboard, writing up a series of questions, reciting them aloud as he writes:

"Have you ever had to make a difficult decision?"
"Were you satisfied with the outcome, or do you still have regrets?"

He turns to his class, looking at them expectantly.]


Well?

[B. ACTION - Mayfield High School, Teacher's Lounge, Afternoon

He'll be sitting here in between classes, smoking a cigarette and working on a crossword from time to time.

C. PHONE - Filtered to Batman, Shortly After School]


Well, well, Dark Knight. It seems we're long overdue for a little chat, aren't we?

[D. PHONE - Filtered to Ema Skye, Late Afternoon]

Question: What are you up to this evening?

[identity profile] riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yo.

[Lancer, you can't play that off like nothing just happened. Idiot.]

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a million questions he should be asking but for now he'll just settle on:]

...what are you doing here?

[identity profile] riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
...There's really no way I can say 'following someone' without seeming out of my mind, is there.

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You certainly know how to make an entrance.

[identity profile] riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If I realized anyone else was in here, I'd probably have used the door like a normal and less dead person.

[Shrug.]