Edward Nigma | The Riddler (
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Riddle 001: Where am I?
[Edward groans blearily and rubs his eyes, having fallen asleep in a squashy armchair in the corner of his new bedroom. He looks around, briefly. His eyes slowly go wide as he's bombarded with thoughts. This isn't my office. He looks down at himself. These aren't my clothes. He glances up at his desk, which feature pictures of a group of young children, a young woman, and... himself?! That can't be me. He pushes himself up, heading over towards the window. One peek outside and his eyes go wider. This certainly isn't Gotham!
He darts out of his bedroom and starts searching the house for a computer, a phone, an exit, something. He moves quickly, unsure if he's been abducted by anyone. Finally, he comes across an old rotary phone. Compulsively, he reaches for the phone, dials a number, and speaks into it with an urgent, hushed whisper.]
Gotham City Police Department? This is Edward Nigma, get Commissioner Gordon on the line! This is incredibly urgent.
He darts out of his bedroom and starts searching the house for a computer, a phone, an exit, something. He moves quickly, unsure if he's been abducted by anyone. Finally, he comes across an old rotary phone. Compulsively, he reaches for the phone, dials a number, and speaks into it with an urgent, hushed whisper.]
Gotham City Police Department? This is Edward Nigma, get Commissioner Gordon on the line! This is incredibly urgent.
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[He hangs up, drums his fingers on the tabletop.]
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...Hello.
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Eddie! I missed you guys so much! How's everyone in Arkham been doing?
[Thinks you're still in Arkham XD]
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[The hug caught him a bit off-guard, but he catches his breath and rolls with it.]
Arkham? Uh... fine, I suppose. I haven't been there in some time, so---
[Now that he's reformed and all.]
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[Ohhhhhh. It hits him. This is going to be awkward.]
Why don't you come inside, Harley? It looks like we've got a lot of catching up to do.
[He steps back to invite her in.]
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[Walks into the house. Now confused..]
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What's up Eddie?
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[Though he's sure he knows the answer already.]
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I'm not a criminal anymore. I've gone straight.
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[just...staring in shock, horror...surprise...]
...When did that happen?!!
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[He hesitates, wondering if he should let her know...]
You've reformed, too.
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[I'm sorry....what?]
....you're jokin'.
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....
[Is kinda just...brain broken]
Um...do you know....why I'm...reformed?
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[Blink]
....what about Mr. J?
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[Bitter? No. ...well, maybe a little. As for the Joker.]
He... hasn't been around for some time. Not even Bats knows where he is.
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[This is just....a lot to take in. Also totally ignoring that first bit.]
....the futures weird.
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You can say that again.
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