Riddle 017: The Dominoes Fall

[questionauthority]

[First, a public call, filtered from drones and the like.]

First we're told not to drink the milk. It's poison, they say. Now, apparently, we aren't to be drinking the water, either? Believe me when I say that my childhood isn't something I was particularly happy to return to. Not at all. 

[He lets out a low sigh before filtering the call to Pokey Minch.]

Were you able to discover anything about the Smiths that could come in handy?

[And another filter, to Ema and Scout:]

Well, my partners-in-crime? Clear your schedules for the weekend. It's time to put our plan into action.

Comments

[Filtered]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Zilch. From everything I could tell, they just act normally. No outward abnormal activity that I could catch at all.

Okay. So what's up with the water. I haven't heard this yet.

[So filtered]

[glowing-science.livejournal.com]

I can imagine, considering your own childhood.

[HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD as far as she knows, anyway. She doesn't press the issue, instead moving on.]

We should discuss everything in person. I don't trust the phone lines to talk about it here.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey guess who's finally showing his face again after being absent from your life for no reason at all....and by face I mean voice.]

Oh I don't know. You didn't look miserable when I met you.

[Lies.]

[Filtered]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Yeah man! You bet! We should be goin' over some plans 'r somethin' for this first, right?

[phone]

[saturniapyri.livejournal.com]

Is there something wrong with the water here, too?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

You were such a cute kid though!

[ultimatexshield.livejournal.com]

Ain't it a bitch? Fuck, I really miss having that option to eat or not at times like this.

But what's up with the water, now? 'Sounds like I missed a juicy bit of information.

[Phone]

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

Oh goody.
Please, do tell what new trap this warping hellhole has in store for us.