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Edward Nigma | The Riddler ([personal profile] questionauthority) wrote2011-09-10 05:52 pm

Riddle 034: We don't need no education [Backdated to the First Day of School]

[Well, it's that time of year once again, isn't it? School's back in session. Oh, joy. Throughout the day, there's a good chance you'll bump into the Riddler in a few locations...

A. ACTION - Mayfield High School, Ethics Classroom, Morning

The words "Mr. Nigma" are written up on the blackboard. Yep. You heard that right. Edward Nigma, Ethics Teacher. When his first class has seated themselves, he'll rise up out of his chair and begin to address them:]


Life's just full of questions, isn't it? And in a place like Mayfield especially, you're going to have to ask yourself plenty of difficult questions. 

[He approaches the blackboard, writing up a series of questions, reciting them aloud as he writes:

"Have you ever had to make a difficult decision?"
"Were you satisfied with the outcome, or do you still have regrets?"

He turns to his class, looking at them expectantly.]


Well?

[B. ACTION - Mayfield High School, Teacher's Lounge, Afternoon

He'll be sitting here in between classes, smoking a cigarette and working on a crossword from time to time.

C. PHONE - Filtered to Batman, Shortly After School]


Well, well, Dark Knight. It seems we're long overdue for a little chat, aren't we?

[D. PHONE - Filtered to Ema Skye, Late Afternoon]

Question: What are you up to this evening?

[identity profile] luxuriality.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Well then, why don't you tell me. A woman doesn't like to be kept in the dark, especially when it's regarding the only salvage in this miserable little dump.

[ buttering him and his ego up for the details? No!! Never!! Why would she ever do that!? ]

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Works like a charm. Lust, you know him too well. He'll whisper to her conspiratorially.]

I've constructed a new headquarters for our Legion. It'll certainly make for a more lively atmosphere for our future meetings.

[identity profile] luxuriality.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her eyes briefly flicker with a sense of enjoyment she hasn't felt before arriving in Mayfield. She'll then settle. ]

Care to provide a teacher some directions?

[identity profile] puzzlerprince.livejournal.com 2011-09-18 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You already know how to get to my house. Come and stop by sometime, and I'll show you the new additions I've made to it.

[identity profile] luxuriality.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be sure to, Mr. Nigma. It sounds like a real treat.