It's in my right to wear what I want to wear. I've never seen you complain about Jonathan or any of his bizarre outfits. And you girls flaunt yourselves in spandex and leather all day, every day. And yet when I wear spandex, it's weird.

[Wearing an elf costume is unforgivable, yes, but he'll be damned if he's not allowed to wear his ridiculous spandex.]